They came un-anounced.
The darkness fell as their machines of destruction roar across the land.
The machines were branded with an odd insignia, it was a face, a smiling face with glasses, on each weapon it was branded there, like some sort of sick memento for the vitims of these weapons.
One such victim was an old man, obviusly insane as he had an oversized novelty coktailshaker lid on his head, some might say for protection, but it didnt protect his stomache as the projected knifes cut into his supple tender old flesh.
He was walking in his overtly large SHOES, some say he was taking them for a walk, near the construction site.... The only witnesses to his death were the worker MONKEYS, but they were soon wiped out by the relentless knife producing weapons.
To me they looked like giant COCKTAIL SHAKERS that had been fitted out with millions of knifes that could be shot from the holes, shot past the odd face branded in the muzzle.
It was roumered later on that the face branded on the weapons was the face of ther leader, known only as MEAKIN....
In this captured photo before the death of the camera man, shows the working monkeys clutching on to their TORCHES and TAPE MEASURE'S sitting next to their lunch, their lunch of a block of bronze CHEESE.
Astoundinly caught in this image is the image of the fabled TASTEFULL BEDSIDE TABLE
You can tell it is the tasteful bedside table because of the top, pressed into the top is the rarest of all coins produced, the australian 20 CENT PIECE..
Also, on the tasteful bedside table, as a DOOR STOP.
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The machines were branded with an odd insignia, it was a face, a smiling face with glasses, on each weapon it was branded there, like some sort of sick memento for the vitims of these weapons.
One such victim was an old man, obviusly insane as he had an oversized novelty coktailshaker lid on his head, some might say for protection, but it didnt protect his stomache as the projected knifes cut into his supple tender old flesh.
He was walking in his overtly large SHOES, some say he was taking them for a walk, near the construction site.... The only witnesses to his death were the worker MONKEYS, but they were soon wiped out by the relentless knife producing weapons.
To me they looked like giant COCKTAIL SHAKERS that had been fitted out with millions of knifes that could be shot from the holes, shot past the odd face branded in the muzzle.
It was roumered later on that the face branded on the weapons was the face of ther leader, known only as MEAKIN....
In this captured photo before the death of the camera man, shows the working monkeys clutching on to their TORCHES and TAPE MEASURE'S sitting next to their lunch, their lunch of a block of bronze CHEESE.
Astoundinly caught in this image is the image of the fabled TASTEFULL BEDSIDE TABLE
You can tell it is the tasteful bedside table because of the top, pressed into the top is the rarest of all coins produced, the australian 20 CENT PIECE..
Also, on the tasteful bedside table, as a DOOR STOP.
CLICK FOR HI-RES!
posted by McBain at 11:45 AM
4 Remarks:
reaching there ... BUT WINNAR !!tm Laurie odgers
REACHING THERE????
Fuck you man,
check the faded hideously angle distorted meakin face, that began as a front on image, and the 20c pice, notice the fading and the strethching to fit a isometric angle , that image was also a front on image!
Look at the way the monkey clutches his torch and tape measure, and ok the man with giant clogs looks bizzare, BUT COME ON HES WEARING GIANT CLOGS FOR FUCKS SAKE!
he also has the cocktail shakers lid on his head, as some sort of hat.
man, thats just twisted :P
what's worng with this picture?? There's no Sponge Bob
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